Snooki Talks Life and Tanning

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Now that Snooki is a big time celeb everyone wants to know about her.  So she revealed all in the latest issue of Rolling Stone Magazine where she discussed her future and life without a tan.  Her overnight popularity on Jersey Shore came as a bit of shock.  She says, “At first I was like, ‘Is this what my life is going to be like now – hanging out with celebrities?’ But now I’d rather party with them than normal people. Not normal, but you know what I mean. When you’re with people that are going through what you’re going through, then it’s fun, because they’re not freaking out.”

The one celeb she’d love to party with?  Vin Diesel.  Why?  Because he’s the closet thing to a guido that you can get.  She explains, “I don’t think any celebrity’s a guido, but I think the one that could definitely change into a guido is Vin Diesel. He has the muscles, guaranteed he can fist-pump, he has the style, so all he needs to do is go tanning and have that New York accent and he’s good. You could just call him Diesel, hellooo.”

Snooki may not know what lies ahead, but she certainly hopes includes marriage and kids - pronto!  She claims, “I have a timeline, and it’s pretty shitty, but I have a timeline where at 25, I want to get engaged. I want to get married at 26, and have two kids before I’m 29 so that I’m a MILF when they’re 18. I want one boy, Frankie, and one girl, either Giovanna or Isabella. I’m going to be the strictest parent ever, or I’m going to try. Because I know what I did growing up, and I do not want my kids doing that.”

How long will Snooki be able to extend her 15 minutes of fame?  Who knows.  The only thing that is certain in her life is her tan.  She won’t ever lay off the spray tan.  “I’d kill myself” she admits.  Source:  Hollyscoop